Somebody needs to teach that boy a lesson! I am, of course, referring to Karl Rove who remains a penultimate jack-ass even when the door handle is hitting him in the arse. From the NY Daily News:

Moon Karl Rove, and you'll be arrested. When the politico spoke on American University's campus in April, he was met by a throng of angry Democratic students' behinds as they dropped trou and blocked Rove's motorcade. Most of the kids were given 40 hours of community service by the university, but on Friday, the cheeky group was notified that the Secret Service has issued warrants for their arrest. Details are bare, but the students are reportedly being charged with crossing a police line and disorderly conduct.

There appears to be truth to the rumor that Karl is a vindictive little snot. The fact that almost 5 months have passed since the event and the kids involved were disciplined by the college, you might think that Rove would have ignored that last little thing on his "To Do List" and not called the Secret Service to "take care of" those damn-hippie-kids who ruined his night. What a friggin' jerk!  ¶ 9:15 PM